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Tuesday 11/17/15
Fucked up the title yesterday
Pirates got all of the shit, again
“It’s OPP’s fault” - Just as darkness fell and 24:00 approached in Burnt Castle camp, West began to spawn their haulers in preparation for yet another nightly GR run down to the trebuchet. Suddenly, what looked like the entire East faction came running up the hill, mounted and frothing at the mouth. A few haulers are destroyed as others quickly despawn theirs, put on their big boy PVP pants, and begin to pot. In the past, there would not have been a fight at all; most of these pugs would just drop out and go back to running packs. This GR looks like it’s going to be another holy shitstorm.
But things have slightly changed. The glorious pug leaders on West have been arduously grooming Kyrios West pugs to fight during events and it has become an instinct to fight now. What Catalyst were present promptly ported to Ynystere. Those in GR immediately assumed that Catalyst is sicking their East-alliance on the pugs again. But something didn’t quite make sense; Hero elections aren’t for another couple of weeks so what do they have to be upset about? Elusios commented, “We didn’t call anyone lol” and “rip gr”.
Each side put up a pretty good fight considering the East guilds were organized and the pugs, being famously unorganized, are pugs. East were seen killing the GR mobs (lol) and that's when people started going home. A few Catalyst showed up as East began to kill the GR bosses. Those with a Catalyst tag were able to stand amidst the sea of red, untouched due to their unholy alliances.
Apparently, East showed up to West GR to make them atone for their sins for ruining their PVE daily earlier in the day, much to the dismay of GR-goers that just want a bit of guilda and a bit of e z honor.
#KyriosNews’ own @Talox was found dead just outside of Marianople, Marianople. An anonymous screen shot was shared with us and there have been no leads as to who the culprit could be. The area is currently closed off pending police investigation. Did Talox just afk next to a mob like a noob? The mystery remains.
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#KyriosNews: No nonsense news brought to you by @Talox, @Forty, and @Tracyfacey
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Tuesday 11/17/15
Fucked up the title yesterday
Pirates got all of the shit, again
- Pirates claim the victory flag at abyssal, got basically all the crystals and packs, lots o’ money
- Pirates down the daily 6 ghost ships, lots o’ more money.
- Pirates down the usual Anthalon and Kraken, lots o’ gear and tentacles
“It’s OPP’s fault” - Just as darkness fell and 24:00 approached in Burnt Castle camp, West began to spawn their haulers in preparation for yet another nightly GR run down to the trebuchet. Suddenly, what looked like the entire East faction came running up the hill, mounted and frothing at the mouth. A few haulers are destroyed as others quickly despawn theirs, put on their big boy PVP pants, and begin to pot. In the past, there would not have been a fight at all; most of these pugs would just drop out and go back to running packs. This GR looks like it’s going to be another holy shitstorm.
But things have slightly changed. The glorious pug leaders on West have been arduously grooming Kyrios West pugs to fight during events and it has become an instinct to fight now. What Catalyst were present promptly ported to Ynystere. Those in GR immediately assumed that Catalyst is sicking their East-alliance on the pugs again. But something didn’t quite make sense; Hero elections aren’t for another couple of weeks so what do they have to be upset about? Elusios commented, “We didn’t call anyone lol” and “rip gr”.
Each side put up a pretty good fight considering the East guilds were organized and the pugs, being famously unorganized, are pugs. East were seen killing the GR mobs (lol) and that's when people started going home. A few Catalyst showed up as East began to kill the GR bosses. Those with a Catalyst tag were able to stand amidst the sea of red, untouched due to their unholy alliances.
Apparently, East showed up to West GR to make them atone for their sins for ruining their PVE daily earlier in the day, much to the dismay of GR-goers that just want a bit of guilda and a bit of e z honor.
#KyriosNews’ own @Talox was found dead just outside of Marianople, Marianople. An anonymous screen shot was shared with us and there have been no leads as to who the culprit could be. The area is currently closed off pending police investigation. Did Talox just afk next to a mob like a noob? The mystery remains.
Trash Magazine Celebrity Gossip
- Elusios’s Elusion - An anonymous Catalyst insider tells us that the infamous Elusios worships the 6 God (Drake) as his RNGesus and listens to Hotline Bling for RNG. Is this a new exploit found by Catalyst? Or does leading Catabus for 6 months lead to this sort of insanity?
- Swiffles denies accusations that Brink contracted an STD from him, stating, “This is a lie. Brink has contracted the STD from the bogs of Hellswamp… I am tested weekly as part of Dream Evil rituals. To this day, I have been loyal to 1 sexual partner. Remember to wear a condom when entering Hellswamp.”
- Elusios + Forty = New Power Couple? Erza confirms the Illuminati connection, “Forty is a number that comes right after 39. 3+9 = Elusios’ age. Age is a 3 letter word. Triangles have 3 corners. Illuminati confirmed.”
Your Daily Planeswalker
- “this whole muther fuckign server is one big joke circle fuckign jerk of asshole wearing dingle berry juice drinking ****s”
Drinking Game of the Day
- Chug a beer every time Jetblack dominates a server.
#KyriosNews: No nonsense news brought to you by @Talox, @Forty, and @Tracyfacey