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My Story of Salphira, I'm too drunk for gifs so F you: Part II, from Pirate to Mageball

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Alllllrighty… Where was I…

Oh right, anything that wasn’t strapped down was ours. Sorry kids, Uncle Snap had to get hammered again. So sit down and SHUT THE HELL UP, its story time :D


So I was in Insidious at the time, and it was a COMPLETE change of pace from the “PB” shit I was used to. Alliances didn’t matter anymore at this point… We made money on our fishing raids, or others that were so nice to find the spots before us (Marlins, before the fish update). At the time… no actually still I don’t have shit in my fishing prof, woops; but for protecting our fishing boats I’d get a couple fishes for myself. It was fun! I got to do what I love, murdering people, and get paid for it. However, Insidious was starting to attract people – in a good way! So with some new recruits we decided that MAYBE a couple alliances wouldn’t be too bad of an idea. This thought came to us with perfect timing because We Few just gave the west their ultimatum.

Fucking fantastic. No seriously, they were the few (no pun... geeez) people to understand that slayers were getting WAY too powerful. They wanted to stop them before it was too late. They also understood that most of the west was either fighting each other or so up their scarecrow’s ass they couldn’t stop smelling pumpkin. However, this is in hindsight… at the time most people like us didn’t like them. It was too radical OKAY!!! So of course we told them to take their deal and shove it up their… well… rectal cavity.


Telling them to shove it came with our own ultimatum as well inside our own guild. Recruit more people so we have more to fight against them with, or we will have to comply (or merge). Well we did, but it just wasn’t enough. We knew the day was coming, Insidious wasn’t a “growing” type of guild. So, we split. Most of us went into asl, we had buddies there. Ryder (Leicester) wasn’t a fan and decided to go into provocation. I felt bad, I really did; I thought we would have all merged into the same guild. She wasn’t a fan of Papa Shawnzy I suppose. To be honest, neither was I at that moment. He was a cocky fuck, and I wasn’t sure why. I would soon find out that this fucker knew how to light a fire under his guildies asses.


So now we are in asl. Used to be a troll guild, and we still kinda were; but with the massive influx of members into the guild, Papa Shawn decided to change it into a legit guild. He changed it into my FAVORITE kind of guild…. a GO FUCK YOURSELF SLAYERS guild! Guys, it was BEAUTIFUL. From pirate to mageball, being a battlemage I was loving it.

You wanna fight slayers now!? Jesus fuck why would you even TRY to out mageball them… but guess what? We did. We completely ROLLED over slayers, SO many times. It was so much fun, finally changing the tide of the war. Also, this is when I shout out to Highlander… That motherfucker was the BEST raid lead I have ever experienced. We would go out to Anthalon all the time and fuck with slayers, always contesting and resetting till the timer was up. Although I’m not entirely proud of it, we even delayed Slayers from Kraken for 7 hours. Yeah… we were out there for seven fucking hours.


Now don’t get me wrong, we were awesome but we did have help as well. Sin was back on mainland to help out a good amount at the time. Blacksails was there a good bit. A couple other guilds were there as well… sorry for not remembering. However as the guild grew, the leaders wanted more and more pvp and contesting out of the members. Of course, I didn’t mind. I love pvp, love killing slayers, that’s what a lot of us were in there for. Some weren’t entirely in the same boat…. So there was another split. From asl to INC, asl’s pvp members moved on and left behind those that weren’t as hardcore about it. We still ran over slayers, we still did the good deeds.

I’m not sure what went wrong, or how long they were planning it… the core members were planning on leaving. Yeah, leaving the server. It sucked, I thought we finally got a stable guild going on and it exploded in my face. Yes… giggidy. Where the fuck was I going? What the hell was I gonna do? I… well I’m not leaving Salphira; I still got a middle finger to give slayers. What would the non-transferring guildies do? What would SNAP DO!?






To be continued!?

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