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Kraken Times - The Birth of the Jolly Rogers

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Supremacy is officially over. Its beyond dead. There are now (as far as we know) no more guild members in existence on Kraken. Before he Loki (the leader of supermacy) went back east. This means no pirate guild on Kyrios, and the west members of Supremacy on Kraken would not be with their Fatality buddies. The few who remained (west rejects not invited to the Fatality party on Kyrios) are now in a new guild called the Jolly Rogers. This is the name of the pirate flag, not to be confused with "Jolly Rancher" which is a candy.




Supremacy is now in the history books as a complete and utter failure. Or was it? It was gutted by its leadership, which was the plan all along. The leftovers (who were warned by KOS that this would happen) still thought it was something great. Its the standard operating procedure of Fatality:

Step 1. Create a squishy mage ball guild that uses a viscous implosion cool down exploit to defeat stupid west players.
Step 2. Re-roll pirate and re-exploit said stupid west players, invite them to join you, break them off from the west guilds, and then dump them.
Step 3. Rinse and Repeat. It was done on Enla, re-done on Kraken and now they will probably go for a third try on Kyrios.

As far as Loki and crew are concerned Supremacy was a smashing success. But what about the easily deceived west members of Supremacy who did not see this coming?

KOS is actually doing stuff and having fun. KOS decided to make sure that the former supremacy members did not feel alone and unwanted. To keep the left over Supremacy members from getting bored KOS attacked them on a regular basis. KOS is the only thing keeping them entertained on the small pirate island with no PVE content. As soon as they get the pirate titles they will most likely leave the island for good.

So long to Supremacy. Fatality just used these hapless western members on the way out, and dropped them like yesterday's edition of the Kraken Times. They were warned by KOS that supremacy was just using them and would pull up shop and dump them. But did they listen? Nope. After being left behind, KOS kindly offered them a spot in a real pirate guild. But did these rejects accept a warm invite? Nope, they can't help but go from one failure to the next. They started a new guild called the Jolly Rogers.

Jolly Rogers actually lasted two hours on the first day, was about to disband and then got a healthy reboot form Stupidgirl. KOS disbanded its Spanish speaking part of the guild. They were standing idle while KOS attacked the Supremacy rejects. As soon as the Supremacy rejects left (like less than 60 seconds), Stupidgirl attacked the KOS freshly dropped Spanish speaking members. Suddenly all the Pirates not in KOS banded together with a common purpose of survival. Just when the Jolly Rogers were on the verge of extinction, Stupidgirl out of selflessness gave them half his guild and started a new fight.


Calvin gave a facepalm when he heard the news

Its what KOS does best. Create content through insanity. Who would do such a tactical blunder? A comic genius, thats who. Stupidgirl is like Donald Trump, and Scarr is like David Banner, before the gamma radiation. Instead of transforming into the incredible hulk, Scarr just gets super angry and spews venous rants in TS and on faction chat. What could possibly be more entertaining?

The only reason that this post has so many views is that KOS is actually interesting. Its filled with nuts and lunatics, crazy behavior and rants. KOS is Waaaaay more fun than anything else on Kraken. Scarr is highly entertaining. The only purpose for existence of anyone else on the Kraken server is to be material for KOS antics.

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